Day 1.5/1.75

"How hard is it to buy ice?" One may ask oneself. The natuaral answer is "Thats a really stupid question, shut the hell up you raving moron" Ok, now that was uncalled for and just mean! At any rate, twas later that morning of the 13th shortly after ariving at work, that our hero (having allready confirmed his existance to a satisfactory point) set out upon his first quest....ok his second quest, of the day (the first being the ever important task of making tea) Said quest was to purchase several bags of ice in order to keep the warehouses supply of drinking water cold for the day. The day was expected to reach approximatly 106 degrees F (stupid English standard system) which meant that the warehouse would reach somewhere in the vacinity of 2,768,678,017,715,784 degrees, at least it would be percieved as such. Back to the point, the store to purchase said ice was 2 building down from the warehouse and our hero (while, mine at any rate) was givin a large van with which to accomplish his task. Overall the quest seemed easy, perhaps too easy. After a therough investigation and bloody interrogation of the supermarket personel, our hero was convinced that the store was completely out of ice. After beating the store employees a little longer just for kicks (yes, our hero is quite the bastard) he returned to his own supervisor for futher orders. This led to a multi-mile, several store search for ice, in the process of which many more employees where beaten and several pedestrians and one automobile where run down. Eventually our hero was successfull (as if there was any doubt) and he returned to work for his reward of sweating away in a warehouse for a bunch of ingrates and way too little pay. Tune in next time for......something